 I am an East Coast expatriate hiding out in the Midwest... I am an urban gal living in the suburbs and occasionally hiding in the country I am a yoga practitioner, fitness enthusiast, believer in the mind-body-spirit connection... I am a mid-life "revert" to the Roman Catholic faith in which I was raised and which has become an enormous source of support, encouragement, inspiration, and joy in my life... I am a mom, sister, daughter, and wife... I am an explorer; adventurous and curious about the world and people around me... I am educated in the formal sense but I gain insight through everyday living... I created this blog at a time of great fear and apprehension in my life. I chose to sustain it because of the discoveries about myself and the world around me that it has revealed. What you can expect to find here: the documentation of a love-hate relationship with the greater Philadelphia area reminiscing about the good-ole-days (the 80's!) complaints about my various ailments and injuries, both real and imagined pictures and stories of gardening, decorating, shopping, sewing my love of irony links to kooky news stories way too much scatological musing for sane people
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Wednesday, August 03, 2005
ok blogreaders, lest your mind be wandering in another direction due to the pun in my title...
I figued if I was going to be mawkish and slightly saccharin today, I'd go all the way and brag about my little pumpkin, the long-haired almost 5-month-old kitten, Percy.
Here are some things we've discovered about our most recent pet acquisition/adoption:
- Percy loves to swim. He jumps in the tub with my daughter as long as the water isn't too hot or too deep (no deeper than his shoulder height.) He sloshes around and tries to play with her tub toys. Yes he is a cat. But for whatever reason he loves water. In order to prevent him from getting a chill (we are running the air conditioners religiously these days) we try to discourage his "bathing" habits, but sometimes he sneaks in the bathroom under the radar.
- If he accidentally gets trapped in the bathroom, he can and will pee in the toilet. Really! We discovered this after he was neutered. We put him in the bathroom on the vet's advice to "keep him in a limited, quiet space" so he wouldn't overexert himself chasing the other cats or his toys. Bad cat owners that we are, we sort of forgot about him for a short while. When I checked in on him, he was happy as a clam but he smelled like pee. There was no puddle on the floor or on his favorite rug (more on the rug later.) He had some dampness on the long hair near his backside and when I peeked into the potty, sure enough there was a distinct yellow tinge to the water. I guess he hasn't learned how to wipe yet!
- We adopted Percy (or I should say, his previous owners foisted him upon us) at the tender age of 5 1/2 weeks. He clearly wasn't fully weaned yet and apparently for emotional/psychological reasons he adopted one of our bathroom rugs as his surrogate mother. I have to keep washing thius specifc rug to keep him content. Its one of those acyrlic shaggy medium-pile rugs with the rubber backing. Its also seafoam green. Percy sprawls on it, kneads the faux-fur fibers and proceeds to nurse the rug. Yes NURSE - as in, suckles it and leaves a flat damp spot. While suckling the mutharug, he closes his eyes and buries his nose into it. Its kind of freaky, especially when he falls asleep in this postion, head down and teeth still gripping a fiber or two.
- Percy's favorite game is "fetch" with those crinkly sparkle balls that always get lost under the gas range, thus requiring me to gingerly move the stove once a week to retrieve a pile of lost cat amusements.
- My favorite brag: everyone at the Vet's office admired not only Percy's good looks but his gregarious nature. They all held him and commented on his outgoing nature and excellent behavior (ie - no hissing, shaking, cowering, hiding)
- Percy sometimes sleeps cuddles up with my daughter, other times he spoons the dog (which she tolerates) which is sickeningly cute to see.
I've been really lazy aout taking and/or uploading any recent pics; I'll try to get one posted soon.
Post Script: In case anyone didn't get the (lame) joke, I titled this entry based on a running gag from "Are You Being Served", that rather goofy and frequently politically incorrect 70's British Comedy frequently seen in reruns on PBS. So now you know.
Posted at 01:53 pm by brandy101
 |  |  | chrysalis August 4, 2005 10:11 AM PDT
I bet that Mrs. Slocum's pussy never played "fetch." |  |
  |  |  | Miss Ginger August 4, 2005 09:51 AM PDT
"Mutharug".
Brilliant, indeed. |  |
  |  |  | Lyly August 3, 2005 08:20 PM PDT
"Are You Being Served?"
Well, yes I am... ;-)
Brilliant Pussy, indeed. |  |
  |  |  | AbbyNormal August 3, 2005 04:29 PM PDT
Brilliant title!
There are people who believe, or at least say they do, that animals don't have personalities. Yeah, right! I can't imagine life without pets.
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  |  |  | Nic August 3, 2005 02:32 PM PDT
phffft a d___n cat entry, aren't there laws regarding "bait and switch" but I'm sure it's adorable too |  |
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