So...

Here's an anecdote to add a little snicker to your day:

Around 6am this morning, uncustomarily early for me, I was feeling a bit amorous and so I snuggled up to hubby looking for some lovin'. As the good times commenced, Annie, the beagle, jumped up and began barking - also unsually early, as she almost always sleeps until 10 am. Sensing her urgent need to go out to pee, I interrupted the marital proceedings, jumped out of bed, threw on a bathrobe and some boots (its darn muddy outside) and took her out for a squirt. She took care of business, we came back inthe house and I got back into bed.

Not long after the after-glow, I heard a tell-tale "squishing" noise. The g*ddamn dog was squatting on my NEW carpet and delivering a payload of extra-steamy diarrhea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Needless to say, I began cleanup immediately with RESOLVE cleaner, wet sponge, scrub brush, a roll of paper towels, a big garbage can and a very bad post-coital/pre-morning-cup-of-coffee attitude.

Despite the scrubbing and blotting of said stain,I could still tell where the schmears were on the rug so I went up into the attic to retrieve a long-forgotten Bissell canister power-steamer. Thanks to more RESOLVE, hot water, scrubbing and "extracting" of brown water via the Bissell, the stains are now gone (lucky for the dog.)

Ain't nothing more romantic than poop in the morning...