I was having a terrible weekend: after my initial elation/exhaustion from my swimming workout on Thursday, I awoke on Friday to discover that I got my period AGAIN. Yes a full week early - thus giving me TWO ,count 'em, TWO menses within one month's time thus far in 2006.
The resulting skin breakouts, mood swings and weight flux put me in foul spirits which resonated until this evening.
Upon the suggestion of the Hubby, I picked up Chinese food for dinner. After inhaling copious amounts of Kung-pao chicken, I opened my fortune cookie:
"Remember: After a rainstorm there is always sunshine."
So in a few days, I guess I can expect butterflies and daisies to come fluttering out from betwixt my thighs?!?! Whatever...as long as its not that bouncing yellow Wal-Mart smile face, whistling dixie as he emerges from my nether region, I think I'll be fine with it. (insert smart-a** grin here.)
Posted at 11:04 pm by
brandy101
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Michelle
February 6, 2006 09:28 PM PST
Ahh I love the punchy funny you! 2x in one month! Yikers! Break out that chocolate! |
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brandy101
February 6, 2006 12:57 PM PST
Hey! maybe that's the solution to America's energy crisis, Abby!
Maybe some scientist needs to strap my lady parts to a generator and VOILIA! Energy crisis solved! America enters a new age with its vagina-powered economy.
And, heck, maybe I'd get elected to office for such a contribution and...oh wait, we already HAVE a President Bush !!!! (I couldn't resist!) |
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AbbyNormal
February 6, 2006 11:11 AM PST
Sounds to me like you might maybe expect some awesome power from those nether regions? As in solar??
Nothing like zits, water retention, and PMS twice in one month to make a woman roar, eh? |
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Miss Ginger
February 6, 2006 06:32 AM PST
Ha! That had me laughing.
I hope the chicken was deeeelish, though, in all of this. |
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