Remember the classic Calgon TV commercial:
Chinese Wife: "My husband, some hotshot!"
I utter that phrase often, although my husband's hotshot comments have little to do with his laundry techniques.
Example:
Last night, he saw me reach into the refrigerator to grab an
Activia Light yogurt for dessert. For the uninformed: Activia yogurt is purported to promote digestion and relieve symptoms of constipation.
"I skipped taking Activia for a few days and I noticed the effects of that," I noted.
He replied, "Oh, so you were having no Activia from your Crack-tivia, huh?!"