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I am an East Coast expatriate hiding out in the Midwest...

I am an urban gal living in the suburbs and occasionally hiding in the country

I am a yoga practitioner, fitness enthusiast, believer in the mind-body-spirit connection...

I am a mid-life "revert" to the Roman Catholic faith in which I was raised and which has become an enormous source of support, encouragement, inspiration, and joy in my life...

I am a mom, sister, daughter, and wife...

I am an explorer; adventurous and curious about the world and people around me...

I am educated in the formal sense but I gain insight through everyday living...

I created this blog at a time of great fear and apprehension in my life. I chose to sustain it because of the discoveries about myself and the world around me that it has revealed.



What you can expect to find here:
  • the documentation of a love-hate relationship with the greater Philadelphia area
  • reminiscing about the good-ole-days (the 80's!)
  • complaints about my various ailments and injuries, both real and imagined
  • pictures and stories of gardening, decorating, shopping, sewing
  • my love of irony
  • links to kooky news stories
  • way too much scatological musing for sane people


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    Thursday, June 25, 2009
    Why Men WIll Never Ask for Directions

    Today, hubby came home from work early, knowing I would be home and child would not.

    Needless to say, we engaged in some adult activity before he left for a long weekend fixing his boat and (hopefully) doing some fishing.

    We tried a different position than the usual to get things rolling, but somehow there seemed to be a bit of fumbling.

    I asked, Um, are you in the right spot?

    He replied, sarcastically, Are you gonna give me directions? Maybe I should use a GPS?

    I concurred, Yeah, Genital Positioning System!


    Posted at 02:44 pm by brandy101

    Abby
    June 27, 2009   11:31 AM PDT
     
    That is TOO funny. I will never use/look at our GPS unit in the same way now!
    michelle
    June 26, 2009   02:06 PM PDT
     
    LOL this is too hysterical! Good thing you are finding time for the loving now before all of the contractors descend on your house!
     

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