Entry: More Funeral Funnies Monday, April 18, 2005



We explained to my curious daughter that "Aunt Patsy" (the lady who died) was creamated as she was asking why we didn't attend a ceremony after Mass to "put her body in the ground."


On Sunday she was still chatting about Friday's funeral-related events and went over her mental checklist for us as she was about to ask another question:

"Mommy, you know Aunt Patsy, the lady who died and was primated..."

"No honey," I replied, stifling my snickering, she was "creamated."

"Oh yeah, creamated," repeated the kid.

Naturally her dad had to chime in, "Yeah, they didn't turn her into a monkey!"

   6 comments

AbbyNormal
April 18, 2005   05:09 PM PDT
 
hahaha....cremated to primated to creamated. Fires, monkeys, dunkings!
brandy101
April 18, 2005   03:11 PM PDT
 
hey, I always said I was queen of typos...no need to stop now!!
scott
April 18, 2005   01:39 PM PDT
 
Brandy, not to criticise your post, as it was really funny, but what made it even funnier for me was the way you spelled 'creamated'
I have images of corpses getting dunked in vats of the stuff...
I guess I'm just used to spelling it 'cremated. ;-)
chrysalis
April 18, 2005   11:40 AM PDT
 
And they didn't turn her into a Pope, either ...
Miss Ginger
April 18, 2005   11:01 AM PDT
 
Hahahaha!

deirdre
April 18, 2005   09:53 AM PDT
 
hehe... cute.

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