1. Do you have a tattoo?no, but the stretch marks on my abdomen sometimes resemble "Our Lady of Guadelupe" in the right light...
2. How old are you? Old enough...
3. Are you single or taken? taken
4. Eat with your hands or utensils? I eat with my mouth!
5. Do you dream at night? I dream 24/7
6. Ever seen a corpse? yup - isn't that what wakes are for?
7. George Strait or Jay Z? How about un-straight George Michael?
8. How did we meet? blogging
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9. What's your philosophy on life and death? One precedes the other...
10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be? you get to hear all of my lurid tales of the rectory!
11. Do you trust the police? Well, Stu Copeland is ok but I'm not so sure about that Sting fellow...
12. Do you like Country music? Hee, Haw, yeah!
13. What is your fondest memory of me? a drunken email I got from you last week!
14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? the width of my tuchas
15. Would you cheat ? on my diet? well maybe if I had pms!
16. What do you wear to sleep? eyelids (they keep the light out, yanno...)
17. Have you ever peed in a pool? no but I've had a pedicure on a toilet.
18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to? I can't hide anything; I'm transparent.
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? Get drunk and shop, duh!
20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair? Long hair on my cat, Percy; short hair on the OTHER pussy!
21. Do you sing in the shower? I sing in the car and scare other drivers.
22. What's your favorite color? I like all of them
23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?Passed? Passed what? Gas? Ew, who needs more gas bags in this world!
24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you? they are all interesting AND odd!
25. What was your first impression of me? not sure; the plaster-of-paris hasn't set yet
26. Have you ever done drugs? Read the rest of my answers to this quiz...that should answer you question!
27. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? I'm posting it right now!!!!
